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Stupid Sailormoon Rumors - Page 9

The following rumors were all submitted by S. Volcano. S. Volcano gets the distinction of having either the most or second most rumor submissions to this page! I'm not sure how many Rebo Valence has sent to this page, I'm afraid, but they're the top two submitters ^-^ Anyway, there are only a few comments here.


  • Sailor Moon series and manga were made by Naoko Takuechi.
  • Sailor Moon’s Stars weapon is "Magical Moon Thread".
  • Chibi Usa’s dub name is Peeny.
  • Mamoru is Sailor Sun because he’s a Leo, who’s guardian star is Sun.
  • Chibi Chibi’s respected planet is Chibi Star.
  • Hotaru is Sailor Moon-Saturn.
  • Luna is actually Queen Beryl, only she hides it.
  • Jadeite is (H)elios.
  • Sailor Moon’s name is Bunny Tsezuniko.
  • In Sailor Moon manga nobody died, even villains.
  • Yusagi is in love with Jadeite.
  • Chibi Usa will never grow up.
  • Jadeite is absolutely blind, but he never tells people about it.
  • All Sailor Moon manga, series, musicals and stuff are one big fanfic.
  • Sailor Moon’s English name is Sammy Moon.
  • Chibi Usa is Sailor Chubby Moon.
  • Sailor Neptune is actually in love with all the Senshi except Jaruka.
  • Nephrite fell in love with Naru when he was drunk.
  • Tree Mokota dates Nephrite in manga.
  • Sailor V is a Negaverse Princess. And what a princess she must be.
  • Rei dated Jadeite in Silver Millenium because he was blind (and still is) and she felt sorry for him.
  • "Tsukino" is translated as "Moon Soldier of White Kingdom".
  • Sailor Starlight is a new senshi from the 5th season.
  • Sailor V is Sailor Cosmos. V not Cosmos.
  • Sailor Moon turns into Super Sailor Moon in first season.
  • Zoisite is a princess of the Negaverse.
  • There is a lost season only about Crystal Tokyo.
  • Sailorneptune’s name is Mechira.
  • Sailor Mercury is very evil and dreams to kill Moon and become a leader instead of her.
  • The Starlights are Seya, Taiki, Yaten and Chibi-Chibi. They use Star Powers to kill enemies. Seya uses "Star Serious Laser", Taiki uses "Star Gentle Utense" (and not the heck Uterus), Yaten uses "Star Sensitive Inferno" and Chibi-Chibi uses "Cosmic Star Power Kiss!"
  • Yaten transforms using words "Sailor Star Power, make up!"
  • The most powerful Senshi is Sailor Star, who is Ami’s daughter.
  • Sailor Star appears in manga tankoubon 10. She’s very cool, has long light blue hair and a blue star at her forehead. Her common name is Ramoru, and her family name is never revealed. She’s the prettiest Senshi and she’s my favorite.
  • DIC doesn’t dub Sailor Moon S, SuperS and SailorStars because there are too much pervert scenes.
  • All people in the world are Sailor Senshi!
  • Actually Usagi is Sailor Sun, but since she’s a Cancer and likes Moon more than Sun, she uses Moon powers
  • Usagi is Serena’s nickname.
  • Ami wears glasses because she has a crush on Taiki and wants to be like him in everything.
  • Ami’s Sailor Suit is made of soap.
  • Chibi Chibi is an Inner Senshi.
  • Sailor Cosmos lived in future, but she went to our time because in future nobody liked her.
  • When SailorStars will be dubbed in US, Taiki’s attack from "Star Gentle Uterus" will be changed into "Star Gentle Utena".
  • Haruka doesn’t like Michiru, but Michiru insisted her to have sex.
  • In the SailorStars manga, there’s a scene where Galaxia kisses Usagi, and then the world is saved by the power of their love.
  • In manga, Sailor Mars suffers much when finds out that she killed her past lover Jadeite, that’s why she doesn’t deal with men any more.
  • Chibi Usa is a SD version of Usagi.
  • Galaxia is Chibi Chibi’s mother.
  • Naru has great amounts of power and she and Nephrite are two soldiers of Justice: Sailor Earth and Tuxedo Nephrite.
  • The plot of Sailormoon OVA: The peaceful life begins after Chaos is defeated, but everything is not as good as it seemed to be. Sailor Moon thought there was no need for her power any more and threw away her Eternal compact. It get lost, obviously. Senshi and cats started to blame her for doing this, but thought a little and threw their transformation pens away, too. Suddenly a new enemy - Princess Dead Star appeared and started to do evil things. But then - hooray! - a new senshi Sailor Ganimed appeared!!! She’s a future daughter of Sailor Jupiter and has a nearly ideal personality. She says that Senshi were wrong throwing away their stuff and then defeats the Dead Star’s army. Then the Starlights are summoned to the Earth, and Yaten falls in love with Ganimed, but she’s not interested in him. (Poor Yaten.) Ganimed gives the Senshi their items back and they defeat Dead Star who is actually... Chibi Chibi!!!
  • Sailor Inner Team is based on Spice Girls. S. Volcano says: "Girl Power", make up!
  • Since Sailor Moon is extremely beautiful, Jupiter envies her. She wants to be pretty to attract Haruka.
  • Sailor Moon is Sailor V, and Sailor Venus just stays for Venus. V in Sailor Moon’s previous form stays for "Victory".
  • Outers are actually evil, because they want to murder Hotaru. They find her too dark.
  • Third Animamate is Sailor Lead Cow. "That’s why she has horns and gives milk throughout the series."
  • Chibi Chibi is Zoicite and Kunzite’s daughter.
  • Sailor Mars is a fanfic character. Naoko Takeuchi didn’t like planet Mars and she didn’t want a scout of Mars.
  • There are 25 tankoubons of manga, but only 18 are published.
  • Dabu Dabu from "Magical Sally" is Luna, because he’s the same color with her and has a human form.
  • Serenity had a sister named Serena, who is real Sailor Moon. That means Usagi shouldn’t fight, she’s just a princess, and Serena is the one who does everything. She has the same hairstyle with Usagi, but her hair is silver. She uses "Crescent Moon Ribbon Flash" and "Moon Flower Petal Storm" to fight an enemy. She and Usagi fight each other to get Mamuro.
  • Zoicite is Sailor Galaxia.
  • The Negaverse is undestroyable and the generals will always reborn. For example, they are reborn as Uranus (Jadeite), Neptune (Nephrite), Pluto (Kunzite) and Saturn (Zoicite).
  • Usagi is not a Sailor Senshi! She’s just a princess.
  • In the manga, Sailor Moon has an attack called "Moon Sonic Scream": she produces sonic waves by her red hair thingies. S. Volcano says: "She does something of that kind in the first act and first episode of the anime, when starts to cry and that red things make the sound stronger; but actually this is not a real attack and it has no name, obviously.
  • Sailor Moon is a fanfic based on Sailor V. S. Volcano notes: "It* is* based on Sailor V in some way, but it can’t be called a fanfic, since both Sailor V and Sailor Moon are done by one person - Takeuchi Naoko.
  • Serenity is not the last form of Sailor Moon, the last one is Sailor Cosmos, the ruler of the Universe.
  • Mixxine is going to cut out the acts of manga where generals are killed because the sight of their corpses may scare kids.
  • Jadeite is female.
  • Nephrite is hermaphrodite: in anime he’s male, in manga he’s female, because it’s mentioned that he has a crush at Jadeite.
  • Minako, Usagi and Haruka are not Japanese. They are from Los Angeles.
  • The evil group from the first season is called Black Kingdom.
  • Usagi and Minako are talented artists.
  • Serena and Darien will never marry each other because Serena’s parents don’t want it.
  • Jedite’s original Japanese name is Jaedyte.
  • Zoicite is a Sailor Soldier.
  • Haruka is pure evil.
  • Sailor Pink Lady Moon is a final form of Sailor Chibi Moon that appears in SailorStars manga.
  • Sailor Jupiter’s past lover is Urawa Ryo.
  • Queen Beryl was very pretty before falling in love with Endymion.
  • Sailor Moon is created by Watase Yuu, that’s why Miaka and Tamahome and Usagi and Mamoru are so alike.
  • PQ Angels manga is a long-waited continuation of SM. The main characters are Sailor P and Sailor Q, the guardians of Fuiren.
  • Mercury is considered to be the ideal Senshi by Naoko Takeuchi herself.
  • The so-called plot of Sailor Moon first season: We meet Usaji Tsukino, the 14 years old junior high school student. She’s not very bright, but pure-hearted. She becomes a Sailor Scout by means of Luna, a weird talking black cat. She fights Dark Negaverse. Her enemies are Kings Jadeite, Nephlite, Zoicite and Malachyte. They are under Queen Beral. Tuxedo Mask helps Sailor Moon and other Scouts by throwing a rose into the enemy. Then Sailor Moon defeats him by her crown. It kills Jupiter, Mars, Mercury and Venus. Then Moon kills her and resurrects the Scouts. But Tuxedo Mask dies and reborns too. He and Usaji are in love.
  • Haruka and Michiru are sisters.
  • Star Sailor Creator is in love with Amy.
  • Queen Selenity is Neo Queen Selena.
  • Saramoon is an American show.
  • Sestina Meio’s castle is called Charon.
  • Senshi use to have lots of screen sex, but this was cut in all the countries (even in Japan), and was shown only in doujinshi.
  • Eternal Sailor Moon and Chibi Chibi are sisters, and both are Chibi Usa’s mothers.
  • In the manga the third senshi to appear is Sailor Mazu.
  • In the manga Queen Serenity (the mother) was 18 when her daughter died.
  • Reason why SM contains so much hentai: Naoko Takeuchi is obsessed with her husband!
  • Sailormoon’s Super Henshin Phrase is "Holy Grail Make-up!"
  • The SailormoonS features Sailor Senshi Outers. Yay, cool.
  • Mercury is a STARLIGHT.
  • Jadeite is bisexual.
  • Hollywood is going to make a Sailor Moon movie with real actors! It will be based on first season, but contain all the Senshi! Leonardo DiCaprio will be Mamoru.
  • Senshi’s final forms are Starlight Senshi, i.e. Starlight Sailor Mercury, Starlight Sailor Mars and so on. They have porn powers: "Mercury Sexy Water Maiden", "Mars Hot Minet" and all such thingies. When they do attack, they’re totally nude.
  • Miaka from Fushigi Yuugi is the real Sailormoon, but she prefers her duty as Suzaku-no-miko.
  • In a musical, all villains are turned into Sailor Soldiers too: like, Sailor Jadeite, Sailor Ail and Ann, Sailor Esmeraude, etc.
  • Sailor Senshi Animamate Scouts are the new bunch of scouts from _ SuperS_.
  • Wedding Peach is Chibi Moon grown-up.
  • Jadeite is absolutely gay. S. Volcano wonders: "I don’t guess what does "absolutely gay" mean. As opposed to what? Half-gay?"
  • Sailor Sun is Sailor Tigerseye’s lover.
  • Michiru can’t paint, all her pics are drawn by Setsuna.
  • Chibi Chibi is GAY.
  • The 4th season of Sailormoon is called Sailormoon SuperStars and features Sailor Luna.
  • Mianko and Jadeite were lovers during the Silver Millenium and they still are.
  • "Chibi Chibi" is translated "galaxy".
  • Luna is Sailor Mau.
  • Jadeite was a * snake * before she became a Dark Kingdom general.
  • Pluto’s forbidden weapon is Dark Boom.
  • In Italy, the 3rd season is called Sailormoon Mysterious Crystal Heart Search.
  • Haruka and Corrine are lovers.
  • Hotura is Pharoah 90.
  • Naoko-takeuchi is making up a manga Sailormoon C, where C stays for Chibimoon.
  • Seiya turns into a guy because she loves Usagi.
  • The Stars new character is Sailor Start Healer.
  • The keepers of talismans in S are Usagi, Mamoru and Chibi Usa.
  • Project CURE means Project Chibi Usa Raping Ecstasy.
  • Mini-Usagi and Usagi are sisters.
  • Sailorleadcrow and Sailoraluminiumsiren are related.
  • Sailor Universe, whose real name is Sakamoto Yuni, makes her first appearance in Sailor Moon U, 201 episode of SM.
  • Jadeite is a drug addict.
  • All the Senshi are lovers.
  • Zirconia is a Sailor Senshi.
  • In Sailor Stars manga, it’s mentioned that Mercury is a leader of the Inner Senshi.
  • Hentai FREE is dubbing Sailormoon S, SuperS and Stars.
  • Jadeite is a vampire! When he is shown shouting in episode 13, it’s seen that he has long pointed teeth.
  • In Japan, people worship Sailor Mercury as a God.
  • Serenity is the God of Moon.
  • Kunzite dies from cancer.
  • Jadeite has a daughter. Sailorvenus’s formal name is Makoto Aino, and that was said in lots of episode.
  • ALL world’s girls are Sailor Soldiers!
  • Haruka is Sailorneptune.
  • Sailor-Moon and other Scouts are Mamoru’s harem, since they ALL marry him in the manga.
  • Jadeite’s dub name is Justin.
  • "Takeuchi Naoko" means "rabbit of the Moon".
  • Nephrite was poisoned, that’s why he died.
  • Jadite is the prince of Uranus!
  • Setsuna is Haruka and Michiru’s adopted daughter.
  • Mokko and Minako are gays.
  • "Makenai!" means "All for porn!"
  • The theme song for Sailor Moon is "Fighting Evil Densetsu".
  • Sailorpluto’s dub name is Shiver.
  • Michiru calls Haruka Hotaru.
  • Starlights are a group of lovers.
  • Moon is the oldest senshi.
  • The 6 season is called "Bishoujo Tenshi Wedding Peach".
  • Reason why Michiru and Haruka are so rich: they are gangsters!
  • Black Lady is Neo Queen Serenity’s not loved older daughter.
  • Jadeite is a new incarnation of Freddy Krueger.
  • Sailormoon got canceled in USA because of Raye’s evil personality.
  • Sailor V wears an iron costume.
  • Sailormoon’s name is Naoko Takeuchi.
  • Setsuna is attracted to Michiru, and Haruka to Setsuna. As for Hotaru, she has a very deep feeling for Haruka, while being loved by Michiru.
  • Kunzite and Jadeite are lovers.
  • Luna-P is Setsuna’s daughter, turned into Chibi-Usa’s toy.
  • Sailormars is a bit emotionless.
  • Sailorpluto and Endymion were married but Endymion met Serenity and broke up with Pu.
  • Jadeite was the one who killed Queen Serenity (the mother) in Silver Millenium.
  • Queen Beryl brainwashed Jadeite because she loved him and wanted him to be near.
  • Mamoru always loved Rei, and his affair with Usagi was just a little crush.
  • Yaten loves Minako.
  • Haruka’s profile segment from a webpage: "Name: None"
  • Uranus’s element of influence is Earth.
  • Sailormars was born in 1987.
  • Usagi is not interested in Jadeite in the original, but loves him in NA dub.
  • In the Sailorstars manga, it’s SAID that Sailormoon is actually evil.
  • Hotaru’s name is translated by Naoko Takeuchi as "Firefly Sprouting from the Earth". While this might be a translation of Hotaru's name- no one to my knowledge has so far provided a very concrete definition- Takeuchi herself didn't translate it.
  • Jadeite has a crush on Sailormoon.
  • Sailor Scouts in Japanese are called Sailor Seshi.
  • Zoisite is a hermaphrodite.
  • Jadeite is in love with a lesser known DK general, Amber, who was never mentioned in anime or manga.
  • Kunzite is 45.
  • Zoisite is 14.
  • Jadeite is the oldest general.
  • Zoisite and Jadeite are sister and brother.
  • Sailormoon is the Silent Messiah.
  • Minako’s name means "Surrounded by beauty of love".
  • Jadeite & Zoisite are lovers separated by cruel destiny.
  • Luna is Chibi Chibi in human form.
  • Sailormoon’s cat’s name is Lyuna.
  • Ami has mercury as blood. S. Volcano laments: "She can work as a fine thermometer >_<. But sadly though, she never does.
  • Kinmoku princess’s name is Kakui.
  • Jadeite wears pink glasses in episode 4 because he wants to cheer himself up.
  • Lord Kaspar and Zachary are enemies of Sailormoon, and they’re in love.
  • Nephrite hates Zoisite because he loves Kunzite, but Kunzite loves Zoisite, so Nephrite is jealous.
  • Rei uses JUPITER’s wand to transform into Sailormars.
  • Nephrite is Tuxedo Mask.
  • Ami’s name means "Beautiful Center of Water".
  • The gay couples of SailormoonS are Haruka & Michiru and Tomoe Souichi & Araki.
  • Tuxedo Mask’s rose is hard-plastic.
  • Tigerseye and Hawkseye fight over Fisheye.
  • Sailor Universe is the most popular Senshi-scout.
  • Mamoru is in love with the Four Generals.
  • Zoisite and Kunzite eventually got married and Jadeite was the bridesmaid.
  • Seiya’s weapon is "Star Sirius Raiser".
  • Chibi Chibi’s dub name is Small Reeny/Rini/Riny.
  • Tigerseye married Rei.
  • The main Senshi in Stars is Sailor Sun. She has orange hair and she’s a monk.
  • Haruka is a fetishist and she wears Michiru’s panties because THIS is what she has a fetish for.
  • Ami plays piano and this is very pleasant for Michiri with her violin.
  • Zoisite made Serenity and Endimion fall for each other during the Silver Millenium.
  • Usagi had sex with Mamoru when they were little, 7 or about that.
  • Fiore has a kid with Mamoru.
  • Tsukino Ikuko is Queen Serenity, but she doesn’t know that. Zoisite and Mamoru are lovers.
  • Zoisite actually changes sex when dresses up as Sailormoon in an episode.
  • Amazon Trio is from Russia.
  • Sailorneptune has ears of a fish.
  • There’s a senshi named Sailor Star Fire.
  • And also Sailor Star Tian.
  • Sailor Senshi saved Titanic from being drowned once.
  • There's a Sailor V anime that is fully called "Aino Minako no Fushigi Inochi" and is all about Minako's first transformation and battles as Sailor V. S. Volcano says: "Whatever you Sailor V fans may say, there's no such anime."
  • Sailorneptune's name is Micharu. S. Volcano notes: "New one. Notice that each time the name versions get worse and worse."
  • When Artemis transforms into a human in the manga, it is revealed that he's in love with Minako, the same is correct for Usagi and Luna, Chibi-Usa and Diana. S. Volcano comments: "Okay, the cats do love Usagi, Minako and Chibi-Usa as friends, but that's something different from being their lovers."
  • Jedite and Pluto are lovers. S. Volcano: "The so-called "Jedite" and Pluto never even interact…"
  • The Princess of Jupiter dumped Nephrite for Zoisite like a long time ago. S. Volcano: "So long time ago that no one got to know that. Hah!"
  • Jedite is Jewish. S. Volcano: "Just like everyone else."
  • When Jadeite fights, he wears blue goggles. S. Volcano asks: "Are you guys sure you didn't mix him with Mercury?"
  • In an episode, Usagi crashed into Jadeite while riding a bike. S. Volcano ponders: "Makes me wonder what happened to the poor General…"
  • Makoto once eventually baked her boyfriend. S. Volcano: "Eeeeek."
  • Saturn's name is Tomoe Horatu. S. Volcano: "It means "Silent Glaive"."
  • Nephrite was in love with Tuxedo Kamen. S. Volcano says: "Cool. Tuxie finally did it and entered Neph's harem where Naru, Makoto AAAAAND Jadeite already are.
  • Haruka was in love with Usagi before meeting Muchiru. S. Volcano sends condolences: "Poor little "Muchiru"… Too bad that Haruka met Usagi AFTER falling in love with "Muchiru"."
  • Kunzite and Endymion are in love and have some sort of sex. S. Volcano says: "I like the phrase "some sort of sex" ^^. Not counting one yaoi doujinshi, they are not."
  • Rubeous's hair is actually gray. S. Volcano begs to differ: "It's RED. It's ACTUALLY red."
  • Kunzite made a sex-change and got a kid from Zoisite. They named the baby Turquoise. She, like Sailorsaturn, had an ability of growing super fast and soon entered the troops of Dark Kingdom. S. Volcano says: "But really… just IMAGINE Kunz as a woman. That would be pretty scary. Well, at least they mentioned the sex change, so that we don't have the damned "man+man = kid" thing."
  • Jadeite and Nephrite are not in love, but have sex just for fun. S. Volcano imagines the scenario: "Jadeite: "Heh heh… Neph-chan, having sex with you is SO much fun!!! EHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!" Nephrite: "…" Naru knows that Usagi is a Sailor Senshi, but she's smart enough to keep it as a secret. Naru - smart? Eh… I mean…"
  • Hi Jackie! I just came across a Sailormoon page that impressed me deeply with its outrageous stupidity, so I thought I could send the Sailor Senshi info from it to you. I'm still hoping that the page creator was just having fun while making up these profiles, since I can't really imagine anyone writing stuff like this seriously. In any case, you have to read this if you hadn't seen this before. It's just one big weird rumor, as this letter's topic says.

    SAILOR MOON IS A CARTOON CRATED BY DIC ENTERTAINMENT AND NAKO TAKAUSHI!!! ITS THE KEWLEST SHOW ON EARHT!

    SERINA IS SAILOR MOON AND SHE LIVES WITH HER PAERNTS AND HER BOTHER AND HER TWIN SISTER. SHE IS A PRINCES OF FRANCE AND IS MARIED TO DARIAN SHIELDS WHO IS SOOO KUTE! LUNA IS HER CAT AND IS HER GAURDIAN ANGLE AND IS ALWAYS HARASING HER, SHE SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD BRITISH LADY!!! SERINA HAS AN UGLY KID NAMED RINI WHEN SHES ONLY 14!!!! ISNT THAT GORSS?!!!!

    AMIE IS SAILOR MERCURY AND SHE IS A TOTAL GENUS AND STUFF HER IQ IS LIKE 100!!! SHES A REAL DORK THO AND SHE ALWAYS STUDYS AND STUFF AND SHE HAS A BOYFIEND NAMED GREG WHO SHE IS ALWYS MAKING OUT WIHT. SHE IS THE MOST POWERFULEST SCOUT.

    RAY IS SAILOR MARS AND SHE IS SUCH A STUPID WHORE SHES IN LOVE WITH DARIEN EVEN THO HE LOVES SERANA AND THEY CHEAT WITH EACH OTHER. RAY HAS A NASTY GRANDFATHER AND SHE ASLO LOVES CHAD AND THEY SHARE A ROOM AND STUFF. SHE TOTALLY HATES SEREINA!!!!!!

    LYTA IS AILOR JUPITER AND SHE IS REALLY BIG AND TINY AND SHE THINKS SHE IS SO MUCH BETER THAN EVERY1 BUT SHES REALLY JUST A COOK AND NOT MUCH ELSE. SEHS GOT REALLY KEWL POWERS AND STUFF SO SHE WHUPS NEGABUTT!!!

    MINA IS A DITSY BLOND AND SHE IS SAILOR VENUS BUT SHE WAS SAILOR B ONCE IN ENGLADN AND NOW LIVES WITH THE OTHER SCOUTS IN AMERICA. THEY ALL HAT MINA ECEPT LITA BUT NOONE KNOWS WHY. SHES GOT A GUADRIAN NAMED ARTIMES.

    AND THEN THERES THE OUTTER SENCHE!!! THE ALL GOT OUTTIE BELLYBUTTONS!

    BARBRA OR POO IS SAILORPLUTO AND SHES GOT MILDEW FOR HAIR, LOOK AT IT ITS ALL GREEN AND STUFF EWWWWWW... AND SHE IS THE GUARDAIN OF TIM OR SOMETHING AND SHE HAS LOTS OF FIRENDS THAT HANG OUT WITH HER ALL THE TIME!!!

    EDNA IS SAILOR NEPTUEN AND SHES EDNA CUZ GERTRUDE THINKS SHES AN OLD WOMAN! SHES GOT SEA WEED HAIR AND SMOKES A LOT SO SHE HAS REALLY YELLOW ICKY TEETH AND HER BREATH STINKS. SHES GOT A POWER AND THAT ABOUT IT.

    GERTRUDE IS SAILOR URANUS AND HES NAMED AFTER GERTRUDE STEIN WHOSE A WRITER OR SOMETHING BUT WHO KNOWS WHY HE HAS A WOMANS NAME WHEN HES CLEARLY JUST A PRETTY GUY AND HES EDNAS SON!!! AND THEYRE ICKY AND HAVE A KID TOGETHER EWWWW!!!

    SO HILLARY CLINTON IS THERE DAUGHTER AND SHES SAILOR SATURN WHOSE REALLY SATAN!!! AND SHE REALLY HATES REENY AND TRIES TO BEAT HER WITH HER BIG STICK THINGY

    AND THEN OF COURSE THERES RENE WHOSE JUST A PINK PAIN IN THE BUTT SO SHE SHOULD GO DIE AND STUFF CUZ I DONT LIKE HER!!! DIE RENI!! (A comment from me about this one: the description had a pic of Chibi Chibi...)

    AND OF COURCE THERES DARIEN WHOSE MARIED TO SERE AND HAS REANE WITH HER WEEEEEEEIRD! THIS GUY IS A REAL LOZER CUZ HE CHEATS WITH RAY AND BARABA TO!!! AND EVEN WITH RENEE!!! WHAT A DORKUS!!

    I HOPE YOU LIKED MY PAGE CUZ ITS THE KEWLEST PAGE AROUND NO ONE HAS A PAGE THIS KEWL NO ONE!!! ALL THOSE OTHER SM PAGES SUCK COMPARED TO ME!!!

    "Well, that's all of what I found there. Aside from this, the site also has a horrible color coordination that drives one's eyes sick (imagine huge acid green letters on bright pink background). The image quality is extremely poor. The page creator states that she's 16; personally I'd say she spells like a 4-year-old. Oh well. I'd love to see your comments on this! Good-bye." - S. Volcano


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