Dumb Sailormoon Rumors - Page 3
In the original Japanese version, all the Sailor Scouts have to have
sex with each other before they can change into their Scout form.
Sorry to say, but Sailormoon isn't a cross between "Wedding Peach" and
"Urutsukidoji."
The Starlights are actually Princess Kakyuu's mothers but she didn't
like them so she went to live in an olive tree. The Starlights then
turned into guys because they thought men suffered less. Okay. I'm
guessing the people in Kinmoku have some sort of weird reproduction
system in which it takes three, count three, females in order to have
children. I also guess living in olive trees is pretty normal, as is
randomly changing sexes and demoting oneself from Queen to Protectorate.
Michiru, Haruka, Setsuna, and Hotaru all are desperately in love with
each other. That's why they're the Outer Scouts. The Inner Scouts-
Raye, Ami, Lita, Minako, and Useragi- are all desperately in love with
each other too.
Michiru and Setsuna are in love with each other because their last
names rhyme. So are Haruka and Hotaru. Meioh and Kaioh don't rhyme
actually. Neither do Tenoh and Tomoe. Maybe this is how people get
married on the planet that the person who made up this rumor is from,
but it doesn't seem to be a very good method in my opinion.
Usagi is the daughter of Zoicite and Malachite, that is where she got
her hair color. Zoicite's dark and Malachite's light mixed to form
Usagi's blonde. So Usagi's parents are really the Dark Generals in
disguise, and "Sailormoon"'s really "My Two Dads" with a twist.
All the senshi are Catholic. I don't think any of the senshi have
mentioned their religious preferences except Rei, who is Shinto but goes
to a private, Catholic school. Haruka and Michiru did tell Usagi that
the first people to kiss were Adam and Eve though... take that as you
will.
Haruka and Michiru are the only lesbians in anime. And Naoko-sama
almost got sued for that. I don't think you can get sued for having
lesbians in a fictional piece of work, unless it's something for
American children. And if anyone thinks that Haruka and Michiru are
the only lesbians ever in all Japanese anime whatsoever period, they've
probably only seen Sailormoon S (or else they haven't seen it at or
any other anime at all, which is what I'd guess).
Sailor Uranus is Sailor Earth. Uranus is not Earth, Earth is not
Uranus. See, Earth is one planet, Uranus is another, and you can't have
a Sailor Senshi representing more than one planet at a time.
Sailor Mars loves Sailor Uranus and tries to kill Sailor Neptune with
her Mercury Fire Shooter in Sailor Moon Sexuals. So Mars uses one of
Mercury's fire attacks to kill Neptune in a made-up season...
Neo Queen Serenity is the mother of Princess Serenity (Usagi). Not
being a doctor, I might be stretching this just a bit, but I don't think
you can give birth to yourself. (If "Princess Serenity" referred to
Chibi-usa, the parenthesis would say "(Chibi-usa)" or else it would be
"Princess Lady Serenity.")
Ami and Taiki run of and get married, and Taiki got pregnant with a
child and Ami helps deliver the child, and the child is Princess Kakyuu.
Here's the Starlight mother theory again.
Helios or Elios or whatever his name is and Setsuna had a brief but
very deep love afair. The hid it from the others so as not to cause
friction between the other scouts or make them jealous, paticularly Rini.
And naturally we can assume this occured since Setsuna never once
appears in SuperS (except the movie), and in the manga, she never talks
with Helios either.
During the transformation scenes in the Japanese version, Sailor Moon
is drawn totally nude, and her sailor suit is much more revealing.
Moon's transformations are pretty much left alone in the dub version,
as is her sailor uniform, meaning that yes, she's nude in both the dub
and the original.
Sailor Neptune and Uranus go through all that couple stuff to hide the
fact that they are each having affairs with the Inners. This means
that the two Outer Senshi are trying to pretend to be in love in order
to convince the Inners that the Inners are not having affairs with the
Outers.
Each scout is represented by a color of the rainbow. Mercury is white
to represent her innocence as far as her love life goes. Mars is black
because of her sophistication. Jupiter is brown, representing how earthy
she is. Venus's color is red because Venus is the god of love. Saturn
is black illustrating her depression. Uranus is green 'cause she is so
rich. Neptune is yellow to show her creativeness. Pluto is blue as a
result of her loneliness. White, black, and brown are not colors of
the rainbow. I don't get how black can represent both sophistication and
depression... Venus is a goddess, not a god. Both Mercury and Neptune
are also rich and they're not green. Mercury's also not nearly as
innocent as Usagi is. This is a very interesting rumor though.
Haruka is a player who only loves Michiru for her beauty and will dump
her soon because they had pre-martial sex. They've been having sex
for a while. :P What a terrible rumor.
They are currently developing a sixth season, Sailormoon T, and in it
Usagi and Mamoru have sex on screen, and Mamoru reveals all to the screen.
Michiru and Haruka make out, then have sex on screen. Setsuna and Mamoru
hit it off and have sex, and Setsuna shows her stuff. She becomes pregnant
and the baby, Meioh Epi-chan, and she becomes Sailorsun. What does
the T stand for anyway? As far as I can see, all SMT is about so far is
lots of on screen sex.
ChibiChibi becomes SailorX, the porn senshi from planet X. OK.
Yaten gets Setsuna pregnant in the anime. And this happened so
quickly, you never even know about it!
Sailor Moon is a Negaverse villain in disguise. This makes a lot
of sense considering that Sailormoon is the star of the show, she's
fighting and killing enemies and aliens in the hopes that eventually
she'll destroy those evil scouts.
Japanese Sailormoon is porn and ALL the characters are lesbians.
You sure that's not "Venus 5" they're talking about?
DiC got so tired of people criticising its terrible dub that it is going
to release Sailormoon S--subtitled and uncut. Bwahahaha. Yeah right.
DiC caring about the quality of its dub. At least Pioneer picked up the
ball that DiC dropped.
In the anime, they air Usagi and Mamoru having sex on screen for almost
an entire episode. Sailormoon T episode 356235, right?
Black Lady and Mistress9 are sisters. Not in this universe.
Originally Prince Darien (Prince Endymion), he is reborn a thousand years
later in the 1990s. As "juno randall" pointed out, Mamo-chan can't very
well be in college in the same decade he was born in; and since he's in
college in the anime when SM starts in 1992, he'd have to be a (insert movie
ad here) "Baby Genius".
Mamoru gave Usagi the nickname "Meatball Head" ("Odango Atama" a Japanese
dessert). "Dumpling head" is most certainly not a dessert.
Since Raye goes to temple, she's Jewish. It's a shrine, not a temple,
and Rei's Shinto, not Jewish or Catholic.
Haruka is Jedite reincarnated. Reincarnation again. No one in SM's
been reincarnated into another character; they're always reincarnated as
themselves basically.
Darrian even after he breaks up with Rei still has feelings for her
and cheats on Usagi with her. They have sex on screen. More sex.
Hotaru is Setsuna's cousin. They're not related.
Ami is really evil because her bubble freeze shows how cold hearted
she is. That's kinda funny ^_^;; But it's wrong.
Mina and Sailor Moon are gay. Have I already done this rumor? It's
wrong by the way (in case you didn't notice that all these are rumors.)
The Ayakashi Sisters are the Sailor Star Lights. I wonder what happened
to the fourth Ayakashi Sister anyways? Four sisters, three Starlights...
Something weird has to be going on. Maybe Cooan's Kakyuu.
There's an anime of the Sailor V manga that takes place after SMSS where
Chibi-usa is born, but she's the wrong person, so Mercury kills her. The
baby is resurrected by some evil group and becomes evil, and kills Minako,
and when Minako is resurrected, she can't become Sailor Venus, so she
becomes Sailor V. Then V goes wacko and kills Artemis and Luna who are
also resurrected, except Luna is Diana. Minako gets her Venus powers back
when Raye and Makoto get new transformations, and Ami runs off with Mamoru.
The transformation is ( Planet ) Magic Power Make Up. Then Usagi kills
herself, along with Haruka, so Sailor Earth takes Sailor Moon's place.
Then Sailorpluto kills herself because Hotaru joins a biker gang. Then,
after Sailor Earth tells her to, Michiru gets a sex-change. Then
ChibiChibi returns and makes everything go back to the way it was, and
erases all of their memories. That's a really interesting rumor. I
wonder how long it takes these people to make them up. It'd be even
funnier if they actually believed this.
Raye is Serena's mom, that's why she's so protective of her. Since
Raye's about three month's older than Serena, I think that's possible,
don't you?
Chibi-usa is Mamoru's and Chibi-Chibi's daughter. Wow, that's a
first. o_O; Usually it's the other way around or something strange.
The Negaverse returns in a missing series. Again, why are so many
of these series missing?
There's a Sailor Sun named Corder Gamson. Does "Corder Gamson"
have some sort of special significance?
Luna is the reincarnate of Queen Serenity. So even though Luna doesn't
die in the anime and is around when Queen Serenity is around during the
Silver Millennium, Luna's reincarnated anyways with Serenity's soul in
her?
Hotaru is Rei's daughter, because they both have black hair with purple
highlights, and purple eyes. Rei is 15 when Hotaru appears, who is 12
at the time. That would mean that Rei was 3 at the time Hotaru was born,
and that, my friends, makes it 99.99999% unlikely that Rei is Hotaru's
mom, besides the fact that Hotaru's mom is Keiko.
Seiya is really Michiru's brother and Chibi Usa's husband from the
future. Yes, no, maybe so, maybe not so, in this case, definitely not
so.
Uranus and Neptune take care of Horato Tomoe after her father, Professer
Tomoe, is killed. In the manga, this is true, but what makes this dumb
is the spelling of Hotaru. "Horato" makes me think of "Horatio" which
reminds me of "Horatio Hornblower" not that I've read those stories.
Sailor Mercury is gay. All the senshi are lesbians, didn't you know
that? So are all the guys since all the guys are actually women or else
they can transform into women. Ha!
Mina used to live in Japan and moved to America to help the senshi (in
the DIC DUB). Considering how SM takes place in Japan in the DIC dub
as well, that seems really dumb.
The last series of all (SailorMoonEternal) is about how Usagi marries
Seiya as Mamo-chan dies. Eeeek! Well, since there isn't a season
called SailorMoonEternal, we're saved... for now.
The Rei in Neon Genesis Evangelion is the same Rei that's in
Sailor Moon. Rei and Rei don't look or act anything alike, and the two
series are created by two different groups, so why would they be the same?
Quoted from the incredibly inaccurate and lame "Project Anime"
Sailor Moon site that people worship for no real reason other than it
looks good and they know nothing about SM: "Any hoo, there was going to
be a 6th seson of SM, but Pionere sued the entire shabanza of people who
had to do with SM, and but of course, Miss Naoko. Pionere claimed that
SM was copying off of Pretty Sammy. LIARS! There might be a Sailor
Chibi tv show wich will take place in Chrystal Tokyo. And that tv show
will attack Pretty Sammy! Remember, SM came first, does get better ratings,
and will kick that iddiots over at Pionerre, and Sammy, in the butts! RA
RA SAILOR MOON!" Now, seriously, would any of you trust these claims
from a person with no back-up info and from a person who can't even spell
anything correctly?
Most of the following rumors, submitted by rebo1234@yahoo.com, come from one
webpage, though I don't believe all of them are from the same page. I
think they're out of order too ^-^;
Master Pharaoh 90 is a woman. How exactly do you tell if MP90 is a
"he" or a "she"? Where would you LOOK to find out? Well, three tentacles
means male, anything more means female.
Sailor Saturn's civilian name is Olivia. It is in the French dub.
Saturn's name is Ottavia. Not in the same dub...
Sailor Saturn died and was reborn after she was possessed by Galaxia.
I must have missed that one.
Saturn and Mars are the two most powerful senshi. Saturn can be argued
to be one of the most powerful at least... but I'm pretty sure that Uranus,
Neptune, Pluto, and Moon are all more powerful than Mars are.
Sailor Uranus is the soldier of freedom. She is a cross-dresser because
nothing ties her down! So freedom means being a cross-dresser. America,
the "land of the free", should be called "land of cross-dressers".
Neptune is the Soldier of Friendship, and she cares about everyone.
Rebo-chan says: "I never really thought of Michiru-san as a flower
child..."
Sailor Pluto is the Guardian of Time and the World of the Dead.
Rebo says: "Just time, dammit! TIME!!! AAAAGGGGHHH!!! Just because her
name is PLUTO does NOT mean she has any association with the DEAD!"
Jupiter is the personal protector of the Moon Princess. Yes, and
Serenity has MANY personal protectors. Like, uh, five. She's not THE one
though.
Jupiter's powers are Earth-based. Rebo says: "Yea, if lightening came
out of the ground..."
Mina marries Andrew at the end of the show! Too bad Andrew already
has a girlfriend.
Uranus's name is Frederic. Uranus' name is Heles. NOT in the same
dub.
Uranus's name is Becky. Becky...?
Uranus's name is Hakura. I've seen this a lot actually... seems
no one can spell "Haruka" or "Michiru". Though people get more creative
with Michiru.
Haruka masquerades as a man to spy on Hotaru's school. Yeah. She
dresses up like a little 12-year-old boy to spy on HOTARU'S school...
'cause like, it's ONLY Hotaru's school, Mugen Gakuen, doesn't include all
the grade levels or anything, so it's like Haruka went just to Mugen to
spy on li'l ol' Hotaru-chan...
Mako was in a gang, she fought viciously, and (in the Japanese manga)
even smoked. Rebo educates the masses: "No, she only smoked in an
early draft picture of the original Senshi that Naoko included in the
Infinity artbook... this was not even CLOSE to canon, considering that
Usagi wasn't even in it, Rei's name was "Chino Mamoru," and Minako's
friend Hikaru from Codename: Sailor V was in it too." Additional comments
by me: "Mako-chan "smokes" a candy cigarette in one of Chibi-usa's picture
diaries. The draft pictures are also in one of the tankubon or else in
one of the anime books."
It is because of ChibiChibi that everything finally works out in the end.
What a talented little girl! Sugoi sugoi. Talented, talented. Wow!
Watch ChibiChibi.. turn into a sword that breaks! Watch... ChibiChibi turn
into Cosmos and talk to the Sailor Quartet! Wai wai! She really saved the
day! Okay, seriously, she did help out, but it wasn't JUST because of her
that everything works out.
"I think that Fobos and Demos are fairly interesting characters,
especially since Mars is then the only sailor senchii who has her own sailor
protectresses. (well besides Moon and MiniMoon) They are the begining of
the wild influx of thousands of other sailor scouts." Uh... wow. That's
really screwed up. "Scouts" and "Fobos" and "MiniMoon" and "senchii".
Ya know, there are those things called Sailor Guardians... like.. they were
in the Dream arc of the manga... and like... Phobos and Deimos aren't
technically Sailor Senshi... and like.. they never introduced themselves
as senshi.. so...
Pegasus in human form is Prince Helios of the dream world. He's not
a prince, he's a priest.
Galaxia's cronies are the Animal Maids. I actually don't know what
"Animamates" stands for. I can't really see them being "Animal Maids"
though, 'cause Lethe and Mnemosyne don't have anything to do with animals,
and Heavy Metal Papillon isn't really related to animals either (unless
you count butterflies as being animals when they're insects).
Sailor Moon is the longest running anime in Japan. Yeah... Not.
Not by a long shot.
Sailor Mini Moon is named Rini Moon. Rini Moon! Rini Moon! Lalala,
Rini Moon!
There are two ways to spell Rini's name! There are about a billion
ways to spell Rini. Officially it's "Rini", meaning only one way, but
fans tend to spell it many, many other ways.
Nephrite and Jadeite are in love. Except that Nephrite loves Naru...
meaning he can't love Jadeite? And that Nephrite and Jadeite never actually
interact with each other in the anime, meaning there is NO hint whatsoever
that they're in love with each other? Wooo, gooo yaoi!
Usagi hates Mamoru and really loves Seiya, but she stays with Mamoru
because she refuses to let go of her past. Yes. She hates Mamoru.
She is one hell of an actress, pretending to sob over Mamoru's death and
be heartbroken over him not being there and flying towards him after she
defeats Chaos and snuggling him while crying and kissing him and asking
for his affection at the end of 200. Yep. She hates Mamoru.
Mamoru has cheated on Usagi for Chibi-Usa. They even kissed! Uh...
Yes... What? When did that happen? Even as the father-daughter thing,
I don't recall that ever happening. Yeah, they kissed in the manga when
Black Lady brainwashed Mamoru... but that doesn't count.
In the manga, the senshi use "[Planet] Eternal, Make-up!" to change
into their eternal forms. They're not eternal forms, and they don't
say "[Planet] Eternal, Make-Up" either :P
Eternal Sailor Moon attacks with the Eternal Moon Tial. Tier.
What is a "tial"?
Serena says "Silver Moon Crystal Power, Make-Up!" to turn into a
princess and awaken all the other princesses in the manga. Uh... this
doesn't happen... ever... Considering it's Usagi, first off, and second
the senshi become attired in their princess gowns before Usagi says
anything...
Sailor Moon uses Moon Frisbee in the manga to create a ball of energy
and hurl it at the enemy. She just tosses her tiara.
Super Sailor Moon uses Moon Twilight Flash in the manga to activate
the moon emblem in her tiara and blast an enemy. Rebo says: "That
would be just plain ol' "Sailor Moon" that does that."
Rini turns into Little Sailor Moon. Rini turns into Mini Moon.
Little Sailor Moon's speech is "FIGHTINING FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE, I
AM THE YOUNG AND CUTE LITTLE SAILOR MOON!" *facefault*
Little Sailor Moon has an attack called "Pink Sugar Heart Ache."
Not "Ache", it's "Attack".
When Sailor Moon uses Moon Tiara Stardust, her tiara turns into a
frisbee and explodes, and the dust destroys her opponent. Rebo: "Oops!
I just killed Shingo! DOH!"
Neptune's speech is "I HAVE SEEN EVIL, AND YOU ARE IT, YOU'LL BE PUNISHED
ON BEHALF OF NEPTUNE!" Rebo wonders: "Whatever happened to "Invited by
a new age"?
Neptune uses "Uranus Sword make-up" to transform into Eternal Sailor
Neptune. Rebo says: "Lemme gets this straight...she uses URANUS's
sword to become NEPTUNE?"
Neptune uses "Neptune Mirror, make-up" to become Eternal Sailor Neptune.
Rebo: "Wait, I thought that was Uranus Sword make-up..."
Neptune has an attack in the manga called "Deep Ocean Tidal Wave", aka
"Deep Ocean Tsunami," which summons a screen of black water that drowns
the opponent. Uh... you mean "Deep Submerge"?
Neptune uses "Aqua Neptune Crystal Power" to become Princess Neptune.
Yeah, in a fanfic maybe.
Raye has a crush on Michael, Chad, and Yaten. "Michael" is named
in one episode but never appears and is not a major character in any way.
You could similarly say that "Raye", who has not yet Yaten nor had she
met "Michael" when this rumor was submitted, has a crush on every single
guy she sees that she thinks is cute. Big whoop.
Mars attacks with "Mars Flaming Arrow" in Sailor Stars. "Mars Flame
Sniper".
Raye says "Red Mars Crystal Power" to become Princess Mars. I
don't believe so, no.
Ami's last name is Muzino. Muzzy the fuzzy bear.
Mercury attacks with "Mercury Aqua Music" in SailorStars. Perhaps
some translation turned "Rhapsody" into "Music".
Mercury has a special attack called "Mercury Aqua Magic." Shazam!
You have been turned into... a nerd! Oh no!
Mercury uses "Blue Mercury Crystal Power" to become Princess Mercury.
What's with this "Color Planet Crystal Power" thing and why does it
relate to being a princess?
The Sailor V manga was about Mina's exploits in England. Except that
Minako lived in Japan throughout the Sailor V manga.
Mina became an idol singer at the end of the show. And had a
successful singing career until the freak accident that knocked some sense
into her brain, and then she dropped her idol business to get a major in
economics and political science.
Mina has a crush on Seiya. Erm... I think she likes all of them...
more or less... Yaten more... Seiya less...
Venus has an attack called "Moon Love Chain Spiral" in the dub. What
dub is this? Fandub? French dub?
Minako uses "Orange Venus Crystal Power Make-up" to become Princess Venus.
Is this trend REALLY annoying or is it just me?
Lita has a black belt in karate. Uh... really?
Sailor Jupiter has a dub attack called "Jupiter Oak Destruction."
Rebo snickers: "Considering how DiC is even afraid to use the word
"Elimination," I think they'd wet themselves upon hearing the word
"Destruction.""
Jupiter has a manga attack called "Jupiter Coconot Tornado." I
attribute this to more manga translations... "Coconut Cyclone", not
"Coconut Tornado".
Lita uses "Green Jupiter Crystal Power Make-up " to become Princess
Jupiter. *Stabs herself.
Saturn's speech is "YOU CONSORT WITH THE BLACK POWER, I AM WELL-EQUIPPED
TO DEAL WITH YOU AND SO I SHALL!" Uh... go Saturn. Rah rah, sisk
boom bah.
Saturn uses "Saturn Silent Glaive Surprise" in the dub. Rebo:
"Considering she hasn't even APPEARED in the dub [at the time of this
rumor] yet, I doubt it."
Saturn has the following manga powers: Laser Beam Cure, used to revive
a fallen comrade in battle and Glaive Hearts (aka Glaive Smiling Cure),
which returns mutated people to their normal forms. Yes... These all
made their first appearance in Act 61, "Super Sailor Stars Kick Ass."
Saturn uses "Saturn Glaive Make-up" to become Eternal Sailor Saturn
in the manga. Not really, no.
Saturn uses Purple Saturn Crystal Power make-up to become Princess
Saturn. STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! I'm GOING INSANE!
Hotaru turned into a baby during season 4. You mean season 3.
Pluto's speech is "I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AND THAT MEANS YOUR DESTRUCTION
IS IMMINENT. PLUTO PREVAILS!" *Rubs eyes.* WHEN is this now?
Setsuna's favorite pastimes are sewing, stitching, and painting.
Shh, don't bother Aunty Setsuna, she's busy sewing and stitching..
and at 5:00 she has her Painting show on PBS so you can't bug her then
either.
Pluto uses "Pluto Dark Eclipse" during Sailorstars. Yes, Pluto is
really working for the Dead Moon Circus.
Setsuna uses "Pluto Orb, Make-up!" to become Eternal Sailor Pluto in
the manga. ... Is someone on crack? It's not me, I know that much.
Pluto uses Charon Time Eclipse to block out the sun while Sailor Moon
begins an attack on a foe. (Hey! Who turned out the lights?)
Setsuna uses Gray Pluto Crystal Power make-up to become Princess pluto.
Uranus' speech is "I AM THE FIGHTER OF URANUS AND YOU WILL SUFFER IN THE
NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!" (Man, I never thought Haruka would stoop so low
as to rip off USAGI'S speech!)
Haruka's English name is Corinn Tenoru. First off, Tenoru isn't even
RIGHT. And second, her Irwin doll name is Corrin, her English dub name is
Amara, and her English manga name is Haruka.
Haruka's worst subject is Modern Living. Exactly what is modern living,
and why would you take it as a class?
Uranus has an attack called "Uranus World Quake" in the dub. Only
it's "Uranus World Shaking" or just "World Shaking."
Uranus uses an attack in the manga called "Golden Earthquake" or "Golden
Earth Shake" where she jab the ground with her sword which creates a vicious
trembling, causing the enemy to fall. Is there some dub or translated
manga that just totally messes up these attacks? Because that's just really
off...
Haruka uses "Gold Uranus Crystal Power make-up" to become Princess Uranus
in the manga. Ah... so now we have "make-up" attached at the end...
Usagi and Minako are twin sisters. That's why Usagi's last name is
"Tsukino" and Minako's is "Aino."
Haruka, Michiru, and Makoto had a threesome affair. Woo hoo.
Ami was Prince Mercury, not Princess Mercury. Ami was a guy in her
past life? Did he fall in love with Sailorjupiter, then transfer his love
to his sister, Sailormercury, after he died?
Usagi is really a guy. She pins her odangos to her head to give her
the appearance of long hair, and stuffs her chest. That's why when
she transforms, you can see she has absolutely no chest whatsoever.
We're Just Gettin' Started, Baby!
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